Thoughts

diets are dumb

if you recently began a diet as your new year’s resolution, i’m not apologizing for this post. i’m telling you to stop. you’re welcome. am i in any way qualified to talk about this? fuck no. i’m not fat. i’m not thin. i’m not a doctor and i don’t play one on the oprah network …

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shoplifting 101

this week i became a professional shoplifter. lucky for you i’m willing to share my know-how. this wasn’t like the amateur shoplifting i did back in my college days when i’d stuff steaks down my pants at the ac-a-me because my iron-starved blood apparently wasn’t being enriched by grilled cheeses. and it wasn’t at the grocery store …

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voices in my head

i made them over at someecards because i don’t have a graphics designer and they give you these crazy ez templates to use.   if you happen to like any of them, you can vote for individual cards by clicking on the image or vote for all of them by clicking here. (if i get lots of …

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