I’m upset about this weiner business. not because tweeting a photo of your moose knuckle to a hot chick is all sleazy and salacious and the dude is married. that shit happens all the time and the emotional repercussions are between him and his wife. and hilary clinton probably. besides relationship stuff is thick, layered and …

Lately i find myself saying, “it’s just an aberration, i swear.” a lot. which is really contradictory. i was pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt and got a ticket. it’s just an aberration, i swear. when pulled over, i couldn’t find my car registration. just an aberration. i overdrew my checking account the second …