I had major reservations about this. i really don’t believe in this stuff. but i’m an open-minded chick so i thought why not give it a whirl. i signed up for match.com. now i know a lot of people have met their mates on online dating sites. and i do just about everything else online …

I’ve done a very bad thing, punkers. i went to mcdonalds today. boy, was it fucking good. normally i try to hide my guilty little pleasure because most people i know would be appalled to learn that i like to eat mcdonalds. “i’d never put that shit in my body.“ but you’d drink a coors …