I am a fantastic cook. (Assuming you judge cooking based on the number of hilariously embarrassing gaffes made per dish.) (You do, right?) But of all the things I make, there’s one item I’ve got down – buttercream icing. While I still have to glance at the recipe every few steps, I’ve made the icing …

Have I mentioned I’m pet sitting? It’s the second time in the past month – and no, I haven’t started my own home business. I would just spend an hour debating the merits of a LLP then take a nap. I’m once again helping out Maggie and Kelly’s parents. Maggie? She’s my childhood best friend. …