Can you really stalk family?
Or is it simply an unhealthy amount of interest from afar?
Family members don’t let family members live in private – that’s their raison d’être.
This is especially true when gathered together.
I spent the weekend in Michigan with my cousins.
You’d think they’d appreciate my photographic enthusiasm.
Strangely, they seem less than enthralled.
Not that stalking doesn’t have its benefits.
If you keep it up long enough, soon you’ll be offered favors to go away.
That’s my favorite part.
So I’ve recently dropped off the Internet
Sorry about that
But don’t worry
I’ve officially returned,