Groundhog Butt, Get It Here

Butts are, in my humble opinion, funny.

(I’m classy, if you didn’t realize that was the subtext of this post.)

Butts that wiggle and are connected to the rear half of groundhogs are extra funny.

And today seemed like the kind of day we could all use a laugh that wasn’t at the expense of my recent attempts to understand football.

(That day will come, though.)

(And before you ask, I mean American football.)

(I totally understand European football.)

(You just kick the round ball into the net.)


(If you assume American football is the same, only with a pointed ball and through a fork, you’re mostly right.)

(Only with a rather confusing addition of numbers.)

(Get what I did there?)


(You get it.)