Anna gave me a book by Laurie Notaro during sophomore year of college, probably as a gift for birthday or Christmas. (All I can remember is the book, Anna, and my sophomore dorm room.) (I assume it was a gift.) (Anna, if you loaned me a book ten years ago that I then stole, feel …

While I was at Starbucks this week, I was made aware of “failed pick up lines”. These are some of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while. I’d like to come up with a few more, but my mind has been a bit erratic as of late. I can only remember two at the …