Thoughts

Jet Lag is Real

I can’t fall asleep – my body still thinks it’s on the West Coast. Which is good as it means I’ll stay awake while scarfing down another dinner to feed my incessant hunger. Wait, am I jet lagged or pregnant? Oh, no, definitely jet lagged. Have no fear. Unless you were excited at the prospect …

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Wooing Boys

“Come on, I’m kinda drunk… and you’re kinda attractive,” John murmured in my ear. I burst out laughing as he stumbled over an apology. “I didn’t mean that, you know what I meant,” he slowly uttered, his inability to think quickly confirming his ‘kinda drunk’ status. I pushed his arms away, still bent over laughing …

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Lost in translation

So you might be wondering where i’ve been. not really? well, guess what … work has its dick up my ass and i’m pinned to this pukey cheap-ass corporate carpet. in addition to my day job here, i’m also on this enterprise new media team responsible for infusing a social media plan into every line of …

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